1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,472 ♪ 2 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,746 [grunting] 3 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,452 [lid thuds] 4 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:21,254 My liege, we have unearthed a giant. 5 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:24,325 The first of many. Now bring him to me. 6 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,260 - [grunting] - DEATH ADDER: Oh, come on. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,595 He can't be that heavy. 8 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,930 [grunting] 9 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,767 He's... he's actually really solid. 10 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,369 Um, let-let's just do this here. 11 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:39,273 Rise from your grave. 12 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,875 [low growling] 13 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,077 [chuckling] Oh! 14 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,113 Uh... 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,083 Greetings. I am Death Adder. 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,784 What is your name? 17 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,354 I am Death Death. 18 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,257 Really? Oh... Oh, okay. Um... 19 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,259 I am your king. 20 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:01,762 [cackles] Look at you, a runt. 21 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,866 Death Death follows no giant shorter than he. 22 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,969 Seriously. [laughs] So tiny. 23 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,604 [guffaws] 24 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,306 I may be small, 25 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,476 yet I wield the axe. 26 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,781 My short king. 27 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,318 ♪ 28 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,724 NARRATOR: The days have been dark since our heroes 29 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,325 were defeated by Death Adder. 30 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,528 He fused the Golden Axe with the Emerald Blade, 31 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:38,132 apparently giving him the power to control giants. 32 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,667 After that, in a fierce battle, 33 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,436 Ax and Tyris were taken prisoner. 34 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,572 Then Hampton, Chronos, and Druda were killed 35 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,174 - in the tower's collapse. - [Hampton shrieking] 36 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,809 NARRATOR: That's right, Hampton's dead! 37 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,010 Crazy, right? 38 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,678 Without heroes to stop them, 39 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,081 Death Adder's hordes have spread across Yuria, 40 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,650 subjugating the people, scorching their villages 41 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,952 and burning up their narrator's maps! 42 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,320 That was my only copy! 43 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,021 - But there is one hero - [grunting] 44 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,857 still out there fighting for Yuria: 45 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,159 the mighty Gilius Thunderhead... 46 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,629 Uh-oh, he looks a little drunk. 47 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,830 Please. Those are my nice pants. 48 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,832 Uh, they won't even fit you. Oh! 49 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,001 They're not for me. 50 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,504 My adult son is about your size. 51 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,839 Oh, I guess I better do something about this. 52 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,041 What's the plan, Hampton? 53 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,510 [spastic growling] 54 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,844 [sighs] 55 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:28,015 Unhand those pants! 56 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,550 [yells] 57 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,086 P-Please, no! He can keep the pants. 58 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,554 [squawks] 59 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,856 [screaming] 60 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,126 Oh, gods! He bit him in half. 61 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,861 Pretty messed-up, right? 62 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,696 - Your turn. - [screams] 63 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,533 [burps] 64 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,702 Good deeds are rare in Yuria these dark days. 65 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:52,740 Thank you. Wait, you're Gilius Thunderhead. 66 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,375 Oh, glorious day. 67 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,644 I thought Yuria was lost. 68 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,579 Oh, it's extremely lost. 69 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,147 But you're a hero. 70 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,549 I'm the only hero left. 71 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,385 We can fight alongside you. 72 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,355 And end up dead like Hampton? Not a chance. 73 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:10,791 The only person who's gonna die fighting Death Adder on my watch 74 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,694 is me. Which I'll probably do tonight. 75 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,764 Maybe tomorrow, 'cause right now I'm ziggin', I'm zaggin', 76 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,999 and I found ale on your wagon. 77 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,069 Hampton, I found booze! 78 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,072 There used to be a possum there. 79 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,773 [gasps] 80 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,542 Did you eat my friend? 81 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,781 ♪ 82 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,352 AX: Tyris, I'm starting to think that this wheel doesn't 83 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,920 - actually do anything. - What did you think 84 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,589 it was doing, grinding the bones of the fallen? 85 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,257 I was hoping it was doing something helpful like-- 86 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,892 I don't know-- spinning a pleasant windmill 87 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,126 somewhere far from here. 88 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,496 Hey! No talking to your fellow wheelies. 89 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,699 Ooh, when I get my hands on some magic, you will burn. 90 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:54,968 Ha! There's no more magic. Death Adder's captured 91 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,604 - all the pervy imps in Yuria. - No, 92 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,339 please don't lock me away. 93 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,641 I'll do anything. 94 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,276 Throw 'em in the cage with the rest. 95 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,646 I know. Having skin doesn't make you better than me. 96 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,247 Your bones don't bother Janzu. 97 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,116 [shouts] Ow! 98 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,451 [grunts] 99 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:11,952 Oh. Hey, David. 100 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,687 Oh, no. 101 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,390 They got all the best imps. 102 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,827 GILIUS: All right, Chicken Leg. 103 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,363 You and me versus Death Adder's army. 104 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,831 No way we survive. 105 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,165 But hey, at least we'll be dead. 106 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,001 [raspy growling] 107 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,638 Oh, looks like the battle's come to us. 108 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,306 - Yah! - [roars] 109 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,641 Gilius, wait! It's your old pal, Druda! 110 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,310 - Druda? - [grunts] 111 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,511 Druda! 112 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,313 Wait, how do I know it's really you? 113 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,214 [high-pitched mocking] How do I know it's really you? 114 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,850 [regular tone] Ugh. Use your eyeholes. 115 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,117 Or your eyes. 116 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,955 - Oh, by the gods, it is you! - [grunts] 117 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,491 Oh, I never realized how important skin was to a hug. 118 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,159 You know what else is important to a hug? 119 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,561 Consent. 120 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,929 And where have you been lurking this whole time? 121 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,665 We've been hiding in the woods, building strength, 122 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:58,966 eating moss and bugs. 123 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,367 Wait, who's we? 124 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:01,834 Druda? Where are you? 125 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,171 I just chomped up a butterfly. 126 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,673 It tasted as pretty as it looked. 127 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,508 Hampton! 128 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,709 Gilius? 129 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,210 - Mm! - [chuckles] 130 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:14,213 That is how a hug is supposed to feel. 131 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,349 Like you've ever had a real hug, Gilius. 132 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,184 Hampton told me about your dad. 133 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,820 NARRATOR: Okay, Hampton's alive. 134 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,389 I'm sorry I lied to you, 135 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,492 but I needed you to believe it for the drama. 136 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,695 Oh, speaking of drama... 137 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,863 Awaken, my kin. 138 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,735 At last, 139 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,370 Yuria will be returned to the giants. 140 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,573 [cackles] 141 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,478 GILIUS: How did you two survive the battle 142 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,946 at Death Adder's castle? 143 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,214 Honestly, I kind of blacked out 144 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,716 and went into evil skeleton mode. 145 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,217 One minute I was in the castle and the next, 146 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,918 I was covered in blood and Hampton and I 147 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,387 were building a tent. I think maybe I hurt people? 148 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:57,625 She did. I barely had to do anything. It was horrifying. 149 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:00,093 But I did most of the tent, so I'm pulling my weight. 150 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:03,564 It's really good to see you, Gilius. 151 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:04,731 Did you change your hair? 152 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,265 You look like shit. 153 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,402 I have good news. We know where Ax and Tyris are. 154 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,604 They're being tortured in Death Adder's camp. 155 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,840 That's great! That they're alive. 156 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,074 Not the torture part. 157 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,776 I really thought everyone was dead. 158 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,945 Kind of feel silly for befriending that possum. 159 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,680 We've got a plan to save them. 160 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,449 Excellent. You can tell me all about it 161 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,851 when I get back from doing it by myself. 162 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,986 Ow! Why did you do that? 163 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,253 I was trying to knock you out. 164 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:28,489 - Let's try again. - Aah! 165 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,256 - Gilius, why are you doing this? - [yelps] 166 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,725 Because there's no way he's coming 167 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,927 and I don't feel like explaining myself. 168 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,262 Ow! Ow! Time-out. 169 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,264 Time-out! What is your problem? 170 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,266 Look at you. You're scrawny. You're naive. 171 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,935 You're not a hero. You're not the chosen one. 172 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,672 I can still help fight the snake man. 173 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:45,939 And the bad guys? 174 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,774 Is there a guy in a cape? 175 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,242 You hit me so hard. 176 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,878 - GILIUS: Not as hard as this! - [grunts] 177 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:52,780 There. Finally. 178 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,147 Don't let him fall asleep. 179 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,149 Uh, you know, after he wakes up. 180 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,785 [Chronos vocalizes a fanfare] 181 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,819 Guess who else is alive and well. 182 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:03,023 That's right, Yuria. It's your favorite Pantherman: 183 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,292 Chronos mother-humpin' Lait! 184 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,595 Oh, hey Chronos. You can come. 185 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,961 I don't care if you die. 186 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,798 [gasps] Thank you. 187 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,704 So, we've never really had a chance 188 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,872 - to get to know each other. - And what a blessing that is. 189 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,008 Here we are. 190 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,043 Ax and Tyris are at the far side of the camp. 191 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,177 GILIUS: We'll never make it to them, it's impossible. 192 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,180 Unless you happened to know somebody 193 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,149 who's been saving a little magic. 194 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,984 Was that in a pocket? 195 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,853 - Stab wound. - [gags] 196 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,824 Time for you to grog the fog. 197 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,626 Fog magic, baby! 198 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,631 [sniffs] Whoa, that smells nice. 199 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,366 That's what I think. You know, we actually have a lot in... 200 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,900 GILIUS: We're not becoming friends. 201 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,236 Stop acting like we are. 202 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,038 CHRONOS: Gilius, we can be friends in the fog. 203 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,006 No one will see. 204 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,643 Tyris, do you think maybe this wheel 205 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:58,411 is a deeper metaphor on the nature of existence? 206 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,213 - Because I don't. - [sniffs] 207 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,882 Ax. I know that smell. 208 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,717 I hate that smell but I am happy to smell the smell that I hate. 209 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,821 - Look! - Ah, fog. Magic fog? 210 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,857 You know who would love this? Chronos. 211 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,423 - TYRIS: Ax, be quiet. - [rustling, chains rattling] 212 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,092 AX: I'm just saying, his magic is fog. 213 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,628 This is the type of thing he goes for. 214 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,229 - TYRIS: Ax, please. - AX: You think I'm wrong? 215 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,765 You don't know him like I do. Chronos is the best. 216 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,432 - TYRIS: Ax, Chronos is here. - [Ax gasps] 217 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,936 Tyris, look. Chronos is here! Gilius is here too. 218 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,405 Damn right I am. And Hampton's not a possum. 219 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,075 Anyway, here's the plan: sneak out of Death Adder's camp 220 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,744 under the cover of this fog and regroup. 221 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,246 Um, Chronos, where-where is the fog going? 222 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,283 GUARD: Hey! You're not allowed to free the wheelies! 223 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,586 Okay, plan B: run like hell. 224 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:39,919 [all yelling] 225 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,755 [grunting] 226 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,923 ♪ 227 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,726 Hey! Those are for digging. [grunts] 228 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,260 I take it back. These are great! 229 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,897 [roars] 230 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,934 [yelling] 231 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,806 [all shouting, yelling] 232 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,710 Aah! Wai-Wait, wait, wait. Chasing the good guys? 233 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,646 What am I doing? Where did I go wrong? 234 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,547 Aw, it doesn't matter, I can change. 235 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,783 Today is the first day 236 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,284 of the rest of my life... 237 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,653 [grunting] 238 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,288 Head for that canyon. 239 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,796 Ooh, I want to look! 240 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,666 DEATH DEATH: They're trapped. 241 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,168 Let's have some fun. 242 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,638 [grunts] 243 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,175 [brays] 244 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,810 Nice aim. 245 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,812 Wilhelm scream! 246 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,013 [grunts] 247 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,150 He's dead. 248 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,051 [grunts] 249 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,518 The giants are on our side. 250 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,153 [rock crashes] 251 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,521 Maybe not. 252 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,123 I want to throw one. [grunts] 253 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,692 I threw one. 254 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,161 We can't hide here forever. 255 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,495 [rocks continue crashing] 256 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,131 Only one choice. 257 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:02,169 Take out as many as we can before we die. 258 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,206 - I'm with you, old friend. - Count me in. 259 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,308 - Wait, are you gonna do the mud? - No. 260 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,310 [enthusiastic growling] 261 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,845 Let's do this. 262 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,014 Gilius, before we perish. 263 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:17,685 I replaced you on our team with Chronos to anger you. 264 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,186 - Well, it worked. - Ha! 265 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,054 Good. But also, it was a mistake. 266 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,357 I "apala-geez." Hmm. 267 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,426 I'm not used to saying that word out loud. 268 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,696 - I "forgove" you. - [rocks crashing] 269 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,732 I am honored to die alongside my friends. 270 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,034 And Chronos. 271 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,368 I think my face mud is actually goat shit. 272 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,839 At least Hampton will survive. 273 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,540 - Uh, I'm not so sure. - [gasps] 274 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,076 ♪ 275 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,352 What in an orc's nut sack 276 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,387 are you doing, boyo?! 277 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,456 Saving you. You can't win by yourselves. 278 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,891 Well, you're not tipping the scales. 279 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,928 - You need to run, save yourself. - Gilius, enough. 280 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,764 You say I don't belong out here. That I don't look like a hero. 281 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,499 But have you ever looked in a mirror? 282 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,268 Yeah, I always think there's another cat-man and attack it. 283 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,238 HAMPTON: You are fat, short, you have terrible skin. 284 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,940 I mean, you look like you're 75. 285 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,909 75 is young for a dwarf. 286 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,411 - Fine, 275. - Still pretty young. 287 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,079 Think of an age that's mean. 288 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,581 You look nothing like a hero, 289 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,451 but you don't have to look like a hero to be one. 290 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,319 And I learned that from watching you. 291 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,021 Heroes aren't the strongest 292 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,123 - or the bravest. - Some of them are. 293 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,792 Heroes are the ones who never give up. Like you. 294 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,828 The short, fat, old battle dwarf 295 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,997 who will fight to his very last breath. 296 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,598 That's all well and good. 297 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,933 But I've got news for you: 298 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,434 even with five of us, it won't be enough. 299 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,404 We have a few more than that. 300 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,206 Chicken Leg? 301 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,142 [gorgeous birdsong] 302 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,580 Oh, he's been hiding that one, hasn't he? 303 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,517 HAMPTON: Yuria is full of people who are willing to fight, 304 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,420 so I put out the call and these ordinary heroes answered. 305 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,288 It's everyone we've met along the way. 306 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,624 The rideable beasts we freed, 307 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,693 Dry Arthur and the people of Tender Hamlet, 308 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,161 even the cowards found a way 309 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,297 to conquer their fears to join the fight. 310 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,765 It's all of our favorites, 311 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,101 including Volcano Larry! 312 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,835 - [peppy music plays on speakers] - GILIUS: H-Hang on, I don't 313 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,105 know Volcano Lar... Who's Volcano Larry? 314 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,807 How do you not know about Volcano Larry? 315 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,109 He arrived in Yuria through a portal to the future. 316 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,645 His story was cut for time. But even so, he's here to help. 317 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,480 With all these heroes by our side, 318 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,817 Death Adder doesn't stand a chance. 319 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,985 Gilius, will you lead us? 320 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,320 [roars] 321 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,188 ♪ ♪ 322 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,827 For Yuria! 323 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,428 [all yelling] 324 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,337 - [yelling] - [growling] 325 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,306 Ha! It feels good 326 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,843 to kill alongside you again, Gilius. 327 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,812 - [playful yelp] - What? Aw. 328 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,581 That was a load-bearing bone. Kind of breaking skeleton code 329 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,516 - to show you that, Ham-Ham. - [babbling, yelling] 330 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,154 - Ah. - Moggabog! 331 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,321 I thought I'd killed you. 332 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,257 Did you actually see me die? 333 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,226 Never assume someone is dead if you didn't actually see it. 334 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,995 That's basic adventuring. 335 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,202 Cowoods, let's show this giant 336 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,537 what happens when we get scared! 337 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,506 [Cowoods exclaiming, whimpering] 338 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,541 SPELL: Whoosh! 339 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,513 ROOSTER: Leave our brother alone! 340 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,848 [grunting, yelling] 341 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,187 Greetings, Squib. 342 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,589 Bruiser, Rooster! You saved us! 343 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,257 But I betrayed you. 344 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,259 Sometimes brothers fight. 345 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,028 Hampton, you said they were dead. 346 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,864 I just finished talking to you about this! Are you not 347 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,200 - paying attention, Gilius? - Aah! 348 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,534 - [exclaiming] - [guards cackling] 349 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,202 - Oh, whoa! - [hissing] 350 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,005 [shouting, laughing] 351 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,874 - Yay! - HAMPTON: Gilius, 352 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,842 look. We're winning! 353 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,718 This ends now. 354 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,154 Golden Axe time! [cackles] 355 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,722 - [shrieking] - SPELL: Whoosh! 356 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,057 [shouting] 357 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,128 Cut away before I die on screen. 358 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,063 [yelling] 359 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,265 [grunting] 360 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,073 Volcano Larry! 361 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,778 No...! 362 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,080 [cackles] 363 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,850 With the giants under his control we don't stand a chance. 364 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,785 I know I made a big speech about never quitting, 365 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,155 but I'm starting to think we maybe should've quit. 366 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,889 Nonsense. All we have to do 367 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,258 is fight our way through these guys and then those skeletons 368 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,760 and then those guys over there. 369 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,996 There... Ugh, there's an awful lot of giants. 370 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,364 Aw, we're [bleep]. 371 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,132 We need to even the odds. 372 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,205 [grunting] 373 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,906 Go, muscles! 374 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,658 Look out! 375 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,530 You know what to do. 376 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,501 Get out there and shake those booties. 377 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,804 Time to max out my magic. 378 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,178 ♪ 379 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,874 The oracle was right! This is how I die! 380 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,016 Hello, Janzu. 381 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,851 Tyris. 382 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,555 Oh, yeah! 383 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,390 This is for Volcano Larry. 384 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,160 Oh, and, um, my parents. 385 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,029 Fire magic! 386 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,066 [roars] 387 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,005 Uh-oh. 388 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,914 I wonder if I could do that with fog. 389 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,388 He dropped the Golden Axe. 390 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,689 Quick! Throw me! 391 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,057 But you hate that. Basically everything 392 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,558 we've been through is because of us 393 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,060 - wanting to throw you. - Only when it's not my idea. 394 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,761 Now throw me! 395 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,071 All right, Death Adder, let's do this. 396 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,740 Yeah...! 397 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,414 [laughs] 398 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,750 Thank you for giving me back my axe. 399 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,453 Another brilliant move by the chosen none. 400 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,323 Oh, Hampton. What did you do?! 401 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,291 I don't know why the blade chose me, 402 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,960 but I figured if I could put it together 403 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,930 I could probably take it apart. 404 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,432 [gasps] 405 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,300 [grunts] 406 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,136 Ooh! Hot, hot, hot! 407 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,071 [chortles] No matter. 408 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,608 I can still use the Axe to end your miserable lives. 409 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,610 Yeah, maybe. But without the power of the emerald blade 410 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,947 you can't use it to control those giants. 411 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,615 I wonder how they're going to feel about 412 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,618 being enchanted by a little guy like you. 413 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,954 I'm not little. 414 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,789 Wait, wait, no! 415 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,532 HAMPTON: Uh-oh, they're coming for you. 416 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:23,336 DEATH DEATH: You dare to try to control me?! 417 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,838 DEATH ADDER: I am the dark lord of Yuria. 418 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,108 More like the dork turd of nerd-ia. 419 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,179 Wait, wait! [screaming] 420 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,513 No, no! 421 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,616 Oh, not my snakey chest! 422 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,518 Aah! 423 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,123 [Death Death cackling] 424 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,326 [Death Adder screams] 425 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,167 That was incredible, boyo! 426 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,602 You did it! 427 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,337 I've killed Death Adder many times, 428 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,472 but it has never been this satisfying. 429 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,741 - Well done, Hampton. - Oh, thanks. [chuckles] 430 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,911 But none of this was possible without Gilius. 431 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,946 TYRIS: Indeed. Thank you, Gilius. 432 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,615 And now let's celebrate our victory 433 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,650 by living happily ever after. 434 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,852 Oh, right, the evil giants. 435 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,121 ♪ ♪ 436 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,027 No! Wait, we can't kill them. 437 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,628 But they're evil giants. 438 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,797 Well, how do you know that? If you could look at me 439 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,267 and not know I'm a hero, how can you look at them 440 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,635 and know they're villains? 441 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,069 AX: It's mostly the eyes. 442 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,604 They're red. 443 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,140 Gods, he's right. I hate him for it, but he's right. 444 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,576 We are heroes. We have a responsibility 445 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,877 to give them a chance. 446 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,779 Thank you, small boy. 447 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,449 I can tell why the Emerald Blade chose you. 448 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,585 Because of my uncanny wisdom? 449 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,287 [laughs] No! 450 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,789 I smell the blood of giants in you. 451 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,124 [chuckles] 452 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:56,095 What? No. How would... I'm a man. 453 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,830 I thought you were small for a man, 454 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,666 but my goodness, Humpton... [laughs] 455 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,401 you are a very small giant. 456 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,971 NARRATOR: And thus is the story of Hampton and the Golden Axe. 457 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,307 Everyone lived happily ever after. 458 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,977 Janzu took home a pretty good souvenir. 459 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,178 FRIZMO: Whoa! 460 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,514 [giggling] 461 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,518 NARRATOR: Druda followed her dream and started a band. 462 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,253 A one-woman band. 463 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,688 Did you think she wasn't gonna 464 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,623 play her ribs, you crazy bastards? 465 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,392 Gilius, Ax, and Tyris 466 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,361 continued their adventures with Hampton and Chronos. 467 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,597 Everything was perfect. 468 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,197 [loud crash] 469 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,133 That is, until the giants that Hampton spared 470 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,669 did turn out to be super evil. 471 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,672 It's me. The narrator. 472 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,840 And that's my house they're stepping on. 473 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,876 So, yeah, way to go, Hampton. 474 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,344 Some hero you are. 475 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,179 Everyone in Yuria hates you now. 476 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,716 I was trying to see the best in them, okay? 477 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,183 Hey! You! 478 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,653 You're supposed to be in the house when we stomp it. 479 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,289 That was the first of my tales of the Golden Axe. 480 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,057 And I have many more. If you want to hear them, 481 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,759 we got to get out of here. We got to run. 482 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,861 We got to go hide in a cave. Follow me, I know a cave. 483 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,196 ♪ ♪ 484 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,832 Aah! He sees us! 485 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,324 MAN: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 486 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,361 Chirp. 487 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,130 [production theme]